Are you looking for a way to meet people? Express yourself creatively? Engage in one of the
most profound and ancient combinations of art forms ever to exist? If not, why aren’t you?
Let’s get some LIFE into your life! Today only we’re offering YOU a special value - a starter kit in
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HOW TO MUSICAL THEATRE!
In this short original movie musical you (might) learn:
** When to sing when words fail you.
** When to dance when singing is still not enough.
** How to stand properly, what to do with your hands, the scientific name for the back of the
throat, how practicing ballet can help you in a street fight, the importance of always having
access to a smartly-fitted jacket, and what people mean when they yell at you to “FIND YOUR
LIGHT!”
All this and much more can be yours in HOW TO MUSICAL THEATRE! You’ll follow the story of
every person’s quest to find something meaningful to fill a Saturday afternoon yet have free
time on Mondays! You’ll get in shape! You’ll make friends! You’ll do science! Art will happen
and you’ll start to notice music everywhere. (Note: Results may vary. People still might look at
you curiously if you break into song and dance at the gas station.)
Never mind the disclaimer! You won’t care! Because in the world of Musical Theatre, anything
is possible! People sing! Dogs dance! Plants can sing, they can dance, they’ve been known to
eat people alive (Further disclaimer: Not responsible for death by killer shrubbery.)
Join our merry cast of iconic movie musical characters today as they learn together HOW TO
MUSICAL THEATRE and, at the final curtain, discover the real “standing ovation,” is the friends
we made along the way!
It’s a Movie! It’s a Musical! It’s probably under an hour. It’s HOW TO MUSICAL THEATRE!